Candy Hoarder Pillows

"I need a vet."

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."