Candy Collectors Mugs

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

Sweets

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"Take all the candy you want, kids. The contact info written on the wrappers is for your parents - I'm a dentist."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Pastries and Candy

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Easter Candy Island.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'