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"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

Sweets

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Pastries and Candy

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'