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"Can I have some arm candy?"

'Wait a minute...this isn't one of my wrappers. Have you been cheating on me!?'

'I really hauled in the loot. Everyone wanted to fatten me up.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...