Candy Corn Collector T-Shirts

'With ammo so hard to find, thank God for candy corn.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Whale Piñata.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

How Piñatas Are Born

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

The Rural Bidet...

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Steroids."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Corn Lizard

Polo pony

Cafe offers corn several ways.