Candy Corn Collector T-Shirts

'With ammo so hard to find, thank God for candy corn.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Whale Piñata.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

How Piñatas Are Born

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

Jesus and the Peeps

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Candy Corn Dracula

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Steroids."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Cafe offers corn several ways.

The vegan hunter

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Corn Lizard