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Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Whale Piñata.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

Jesus and the Peeps

"It's marzipan pigs."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Steroids."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Halloween.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'Trick or treatment.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'