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"J is the reason for the season."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bubble Gum Dispenser

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Whale Piñata.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

How Piñatas Are Born

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Candy Corn Dracula

"It's marzipan pigs."

Jesus and the Peeps

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Steroids."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Halloween.

Polo pony

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.