Candy Cane Connoisseur T-Shirts

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Bubble gum leaves

"Trail mix?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Pastries and Candy

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Dog Walker

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Shaved Ice

Secret sweetie drawer...

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.