Candy Cane Connoisseur T-Shirts

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Alpha Seltzer

Bubble gum leaves

"Trail mix?"

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Dog Walker

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Shaved Ice