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"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Haute Suture

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You're never home."

Dog Walker

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Shaved Ice

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."