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Diner.

"Too much sugar."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Bubble gum leaves

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Cheese

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Dog Walker

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Shaved Ice

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'