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"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Secretive Weigh In.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Dog Walker

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Shaved Ice

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"Frankly, business sucks."

The world's greatest salesman.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

The Problem Revealed.

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