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"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Secretive Weigh In.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Dog Walker

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Shaved Ice

Patissier

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Shark with fish lollipops

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

"More cake?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."