Scone Enthusiasts Gifts

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Frosting the Snowman

Secretive Weigh In.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Dog Walker

Patissier

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Shaved Ice

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Shark with fish lollipops

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

"More cake?"

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."