Scone Lover Gifts

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Secretive Weigh In.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'I always cry at weddings!'

Vegetarian Birds

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Thou Shalt Not!

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Happy Birthday to you.

Love is when you watch television together.

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

American style Greek cafe.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."