Scone Lover Gifts

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea

Rudy, kindly set down your scone. But … There is no link between caffeine and heart attack. I'm eating. You were forewarned.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I always cry at weddings!'

Vegetarian Birds

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Secretive Weigh In.

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'