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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Secretive Weigh In.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowman ice fishing.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'