Scone Lovers Gifts

Lesbian civil partnership.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Secretive Weigh In.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Happy Birthday to you.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Cake Escape

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'It's all homemade.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Dog Walker

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Patissier

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Shaved Ice

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt