Cream Scone Lover Gifts

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

You're the puff in my pastry!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Vegetarian Birds

'I always cry at weddings!'

Secretive Weigh In.

Thou Shalt Not!

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Happy Birthday to you.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Cake Escape

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'It's all homemade.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..