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'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

You're the puff in my pastry!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Secretive Weigh In.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Vegetarian Birds

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'I always cry at weddings!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Thou Shalt Not!

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Happy Birthday to you.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

American style Greek cafe.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's all homemade.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Cake Escape

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'