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'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Banana Split Personality