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"What am I doing here and why am I sat on a giant stick of butter?"

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"The chef recommends butter."

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

'Middle aged spread'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Vegetarian Birds

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'