Butter Devotee T-Shirts

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Important Food Groups

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Vegetarian Birds

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

His Her Cakes

'Oh Hi!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gooseberry Fool...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Baking

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Let's skip to dessert

Sweet surprise.