Butter Devotee T-Shirts

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Picking pastries.

Cheeze Wiz.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Vegetarian Birds

Gooseberry Fool...

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

His Her Cakes

Important Food Groups

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Oh Hi!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Baking

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From