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One-track mind

"How are we on bread?"

Baker

Masterchef.

baker: 'I don't worry about retirement. Every week I put away a little dough.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

I bake my own bread.

Baking

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Cheeze Wiz.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Doughboy Dad

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Milking the Cow.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Doughnut Making