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All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Harsh Mellows.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Baking

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Funky Chef 2

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

Say cheese!

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

A menu with risks and benefits