Dough Fanatic Mugs

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Needs salt!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Baking

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Funky Chef 2

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Say cheese!

A menu with risks and benefits

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'