Dough Enthusiast Mugs

The creation of cookie blob.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baking

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

I bake my own bread.

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Now how did she know?"

"How are we on bread?"

A Bun in the Oven.

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Come dine with me!

The Remote Olympics

Doughnut Criminals