Sourdough Enthusiasts Mugs

The Remote Olympics

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"How are we on bread?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

French bread

Doughnut Criminals

Come dine with me!

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'