Sourdough Enthusiasts Pillows

The Remote Olympics

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Come dine with me!

Doughnut Criminals

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'