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"Thanks for the starter!"

Summer of 2020

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

The Age of Innocence

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Doughboy Dad

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

How lazy people decide what to eat

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"How are we on bread?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,