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"Thanks for the starter!"

Summer of 2020

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

The Age of Innocence

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Doughboy Dad

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."