Sourdough Fanatic Gifts

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Baking

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"How are we on bread?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

I bake my own bread.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

The Remote Olympics

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Come dine with me!

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."