Sourdough Aficionado Gifts

"Don't bother your father. He's been in a sourdough mood all day."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Soup of the month.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

How lazy people decide what to eat

Classic Emojis for sale.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

The Remote Olympics

Come dine with me!

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'