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"Don't bother your father. He's been in a sourdough mood all day."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Soup of the month.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Where cronuts come from.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

The Remote Olympics

Come dine with me!

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."