Sourdough Baking T-Shirts

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Little chef.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Baker

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

The Remote Olympics

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

I bake my own bread

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Thanks for the starter!"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Crusty Bread

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

What's Really In A Penguin?

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

Baking Bread

Bread Stall

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"The King bought me a breadmaker."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

SMARMLOAF

Summer of 2020

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'