Sourdough Baking Pillows

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Little chef.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

The Remote Olympics

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

Baker

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

I bake my own bread

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Thanks for the starter!"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Crusty Bread

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"The King bought me a breadmaker."

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

Bread Stall

What's Really In A Penguin?

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

Baking Bread

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

SMARMLOAF

Summer of 2020