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"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Remedial Karate"

The Remote Olympics

"Thanks for the starter!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"What if global warming is real?"

Summer of 2020

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.

The Seam Reaper

The Age of Innocence

"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."

"One of you will unfriend me."

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"

Think Outside The Box: Sure - but just not outside my pay grade - okay?

"Don't bother your father. He's been in a sourdough mood all day."

"There! Maybe that will keep your little sister busy for awhile!"