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"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

Baking

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

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'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

I bake my own bread.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

The Remote Olympics

Come dine with me!

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Baker

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."