Dough Enthusiast T-Shirts

The creation of cookie blob.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Now how did she know?"

I bake my own bread.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

A Bun in the Oven.

'How now, brown cow?'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."