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'Unlike a baker's dozen, you can't earn thirteen dollars of income and report it as earning twelve'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lactose Intolerant

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

American style Greek cafe.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.