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'Unlike a baker's dozen, you can't earn thirteen dollars of income and report it as earning twelve'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Today's special... donuts.

Cheeze Wiz.

Important Food Groups

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Oh Hi!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

Doughboy Dad

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

American style Greek cafe.