Dairy Lover T-Shirts

'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cheese Shop

"One cold glass of milk, please."

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

At the whipped cream factory Workers actually whipping cream in a vat

"I'd recognize a fake anywhere."

"Until they start respecting my rights all they're getting from me is skim."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Empty milk bottle says to cow: 'You know what I want buddy, hand it over!'

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

Where powdered milk comes from...

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Mom, does half 'n' half come from cows that can't make up their minds?'

'How old is the Stilton?' 'It used to be Cheddar.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Important Food Groups