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A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Tension filled the tent.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

French wine

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Cheese

Cake Friday!

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'It's all homemade.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.