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'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Bear at a vending machine

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Say cheese!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer