Sugar Aficionado T-Shirts

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Let's make a cake...

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"May I have some sugar?"

"The authorities have detected no signs of child abuse other than a sharp rise in childhood obesity."

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"Should we be less specific?"

Sugar Cube Machine

"Almost. . . ate it. . . all . . ."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Bubble gum leaves

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Patissier

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'