Sugar Aficionado Pillows

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'Bill's overweight on Krispy Kreme, plus he owns the stock.'

Let's make a cake...

It's crème brûlée, Julia. It doesn't have a subtext.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"May I have some sugar?"

"The authorities have detected no signs of child abuse other than a sharp rise in childhood obesity."

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"Should we be less specific?"

Sugar Cube Machine

"Almost. . . ate it. . . all . . ."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Bubble gum leaves

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Patissier