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"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

Sweet surprise.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Patissier

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."