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Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

Sauce close to the PM.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Flying sauces.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Regular service or affected?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'