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Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

Tomato sauce served in a posh restaurant

'Mom Can't talk now - She's hitting the bottle.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Source of Information

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."