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"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Salt Shaker Talks to Pepper Shaker 'I'm sure the constant sneezing is a drag, but try cutting yourself shaving.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Devi's brew?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"That's very offensive."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Sriracha"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The morning after the night before.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'