Spice Lovers T-Shirts

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Sriracha"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

People of the Fall

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Cannibal recipes.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

The morning after the night before.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'