Spicy Food Aficionado T-Shirts

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

International House of Chili.

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

"Habanero ..."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'