Spicy Food Aficionado Gifts

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

International House of Chili.

"Miss Travis? Hispanic culture is about more than just casseroles and main dishes."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Habanero ..."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The morning after the night before.

Cannibal recipes.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'